Adapted from what I've learned from Q. How to eat apple dippers from McDonald's:
1. Ignore your apples
2. Dunk each bite of your chicken nuggets deeply.
3. Finish off the caramel with your amazingly long tongue
4. Play in the play place with your new Happy Meal fairy, then let another kid steal it from you.
5. Ask about your lost fairy right next to the kid's mother, who will hear a sad 2-year-old bemoan the loss of her new toy, who will act like she's not hiding it under her baby's car seat.
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Seriously, that mom was a piece of work!! What an example. I much prefer to be the passive/aggressive parent and get Q to cry for her toy in front of the mom in hopes that she will feel guilty. That's quality parenting. Only the BEST parenting examples for our kids! ;)
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