calling dibs

There is a kid in Robyn's class that tends to speak his mind.

Yesterday was no exception.

While talking about the benefits of marriage, he decided he needed to speak now or forever hold his peace.

So when the teacher said, 

"Eternal marriage can bring you closer to God,"

he yelled out,

"I call Robyn!"

Really, who can blame him? 

You've gotta speak up before the good ones are gone, right?